Frugit's Dispatch : Vol 1. (April)

Orders received between May 21 - and June 1st will ship out June 2nd. Sorry for the inconvenience. Waiting on a lil resupply of sticky goods.

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Every month, Frugit has something to say. You didn't ask. He doesn't care. The Full Pack lands in your mailbox with Frugit's official dispatch letter and a second document — treat schedules, incident reports, performance reviews, and other correspondence nobody requested but everyone is receiving. Also included: a sticker sheet and two stickers, graciously bestowed upon you as a complimentary gift. Free. Unearned. Yours.

Payment is strictly for the privilege of receiving a direct personal correspondence from Frugit. Any enclosed stickers or materials are complimentary gifts with no assigned monetary value — not sold, not guaranteed, not merchandise. Recipients are responsible for their local customs and import regulations. We don't make the rules — well, except for these ones.