Frugit's Dispatch

Every month, Frugit has something to say. You didn't ask. He doesn't care. The Full Pack lands in your mailbox with Frugit's official dispatch letter and a second document — treat schedules, incident reports, performance reviews, and other correspondence nobody requested but everyone is receiving. Also included: a sticker sheet and two stickers, graciously bestowed upon you as a complimentary gift. Free. Unearned. Yours.

The Dispatch ships out at the tail end of the month you ordered and sometimes the first few days of the following month.

The Lite Pack exists. Frugit acknowledges it. He does not endorse it and has submitted a complaint.

Payment is strictly for the privilege of receiving a direct personal correspondence from Frugit. Any enclosed stickers or materials are complimentary gifts with no assigned monetary value — not sold, not guaranteed, not merchandise. Recipients are responsible for their local customs and import regulations. We don't make the rules — well, except for these ones.

If you wish to receive Frugit's correspondence on a monthly basis, you are advised to select "Deliver Every Month." Failure to do so is not Frugit's problem.

International shipping is now open. The world was not consulted.

Dispatch Vol 3 (June's orders) will ship out July 2nd-3rd.