{"product_id":"frugits-dispatch","title":"Frugit's Dispatch","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery month, Frugit has something to say. You didn't ask. He doesn't care. The Full Pack lands in your mailbox with Frugit's official dispatch letter and a second document — treat schedules, incident reports, performance reviews, and other correspondence nobody requested but everyone is receiving. Also included: a sticker sheet and two stickers, graciously bestowed upon you as a complimentary gift. Free. Unearned. Yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eDispatch Vol 2 will ship out June 2nd - 3rd. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Lite Pack exists. Frugit acknowledges it. He does not endorse it and has submitted a complaint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDISCLAIMER: Currently pictured is April's Dispatch. May's Dispatch will be completely new art and content. I will update the pictures here soon. Payment is strictly for the privilege of receiving a direct personal correspondence from Frugit. Any enclosed stickers or materials are complimentary gifts with no assigned monetary value — not sold, not guaranteed, not merchandise. Recipients are responsible for their local customs and import regulations. We don't make the rules — well, except for these ones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMake sure if you want the dispatch every month, you select \"Deliver Every Month.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInternational shipping is now open.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDispatch Vol 2 will ship out June 2nd. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42527373623390,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/7671\/4334\/files\/dispatch_02_fullb.png?v=1779127006","url":"https:\/\/frugit.com\/products\/frugits-dispatch","provider":"Frugit","version":"1.0","type":"link"}